Hey! Thanks, tester. I'm glad to read you liked the game. Hope you might spread the word about it. About the funny thing, sorry dude. It's not meant to offend you in any way, just to have some laugh around here.
Now, for your issue... Depending on whatever you're trying to achieve with your application, a DB access might be unnecesary, specially if you are thinking in implementing it by yourself. Do you have any other scripting options to connect to your DB? Or, do you have any issue with sending those plain text to another module which processes them and store the raw data to a relational DB? Or even, although I don't like this option, you can store those plain text in a DB, yet I don't like it because, if you were to read, let's say, a login ID, you'd have to retrieve the whole file and process it.
The thing is, with Playmaker, as long as I've worked with it, allows you to do basic application-level storage. If you intend to fill a DB, you'd have to do it yourself. What about Python? It's very used in web-apps, and might be safer, I don't know?